Interview Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Do you have any other skills?

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Snowman of the Apes

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'