Interview Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Do you have any other skills?

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Breakthrough

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Snowman of the Apes

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'