Interstellar Tidier Gifts

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Office De-cluttering

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Alpha Centauri

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Planet is a target.

Wind Warning on the moon.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

The murphy desk

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"