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Interplanetary Family Intervention

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

How Glaciations Begin

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"All the celebrities come here."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"How do I get down?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

On Holiday

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"