Interspecies Pal Gifts

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Bront?saurus.'

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

Noah's fridge

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

Be a friend.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Just you wait!"

"Is this your work?"

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Polar Bear Refuge

Bipartisan.

Chameleon in a bar.

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Checking watch

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'