Interspecies Pal Gifts

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Bront?saurus.'

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

T-Rex Baseball

Noah's fridge

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

Be a friend.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Just you wait!"

Bipartisan.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Polar Bear Refuge

"Is this your work?"

Chameleon in a bar.

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

Checking watch

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'

'Can you do it over easy?'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....