Interspecies Interaction Gifts

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Next!'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Bipartisan.

"Is this your work?"

A Visit To The Zoo

Chameleon in a bar.

'Miaow??'

Lost CatCat Found.

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"How does one take a catnap?"

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

"Run along and do a face to face with me..."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"I tried the whole ball of yarn thing ... didn't take."

"Whoa! What the …? Don’t sneak up on me like that!"

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

Guess who's coming for dinner.

"They need to get help for their separation anxiety."