Interrogation Technique Buff Pillows

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

Joan Hickson

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

Chicken Crime Scene.

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

And that's why I'm still single!

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

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Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'We've decided to hire you because we just don't have the guts to tell you 'no'.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"M. Duchamp, 1912"