Interracial Marriage Gifts

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

But the President is a Black Guy

Domestic Pardners

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

Interfaith dialogue

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Happy Valentine's Day

Same Sex Wedding

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Lesbian Couple

"We never discuss religion."

The Affirmative Action Wars

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"No, dear, what we have is a 'samey sex' marriage."

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Marriage People

The Gayhorns

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Equal rights for all

'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'

Happy Everything

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

Leprechaun Love

"He sounds like a classic first husband."

Two grooms cake, with dog.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Elves in bed