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"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"You call that worrying?"

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Miss Wilkins, I need you to pop in and hang up my phone for me again.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'I'm Alan, the chronically misunderstood employee...'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

"I'm used to dealing with grievances. I've been married for 30 years."

'Can we talk... alone?'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'I have cradle to grave insecurity.'

Last chance for dream analysis.

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

Emojis for psychos.

'It's the boss' attempt to convey a certain openness'

"Maybe everyone would feel more comfortable being vulnerable round you if you weren't trying to eat them."

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

'Hey you two, take it off-line!'