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The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

"It's going to be more of a pummeling than an intervention."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Your hair looks lovely. - 'I hate it.' - 'Oh, I didn't realise.' - 'Now you've made me cry.' - 'I'm sorry.' - 'You'll pay dearly for this!!!' -

'I'm Alan, the chronically misunderstood employee...'

Silent Body Language

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

That party went well.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Most valuable element.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Awkward First Dates

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"