Interpersonal Relations T-Shirts

'We need to reach an agreement on the thermostat settings! The cold people have declared war on the hot people!'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

In the Guru District

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Pretty Flowers

Life is for the birds.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."