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"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Something's wrong — I can tell by that sign you're holding."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Call me!"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Larry David

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

"Was it funny for you?"

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

You're too intimate!

'I'm Alan, the chronically misunderstood employee...'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."