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"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Something's wrong — I can tell by that sign you're holding."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Call me!"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Larry David

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

The army and the church are in love with each other

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'I'm Alan, the chronically misunderstood employee...'

You're too intimate!

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Was it funny for you?"

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."