Internist T-Shirts

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'It hurts when I cackle!'

'I can refer you to Dr. Staley, who is a noted internist....of the JJ39 computer, which does a wonderful job of diagnosis.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'What's holding him up?'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."