Internist Pillows

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'It hurts when I cackle!'

'I can refer you to Dr. Staley, who is a noted internist....of the JJ39 computer, which does a wonderful job of diagnosis.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Laptop Dancing.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'What's holding him up?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.