Internet Wit Pillows

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

Snowprov

Backfire

'Here's MY information highway!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Wifi in Hell

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Czarcasm

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Weird things I do because of the internet