Internet Users Gifts

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Trick or Tweet

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."