Internet Troller Pillows

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Travelogue

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"It looked different on the internet."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"This is not good at all!"

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

WWW.World.com

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Internet access... internet access....'

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

Car traffic.

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Text Message

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'