Group Troller Pillows

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Shopping Trolley

Winter Roadwork...

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'There's room for one up top.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

Trolley Rage.

I'm an actual troll and even I'm afraid to post on social media these days!

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Shopping fatigue.

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

Women's Synchronized Peeing

Old Nudes are No Nudes

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

"Sometimes it seems you don't want to talk about baby strollers."

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

Panic Buying