Group Troller Pillows

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Shopping Trolley

Winter Roadwork...

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'There's room for one up top.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Trolley Rage.

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Shopping fatigue.

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

Women's Synchronized Peeing

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

"Sometimes it seems you don't want to talk about baby strollers."

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

Panic Buying