Twitter Trolls Pillows

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"And me without a Twitter account."

"This is not good at all!"

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Car traffic.

Not Proud To Be An American

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

Digital Signalling System

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Follow Me on Twitter

Erratum: The caption for Fig.35 shoudl read SHAGGY MIDNIGHT DEATHCAP not CHICKEN-OF-THE-WOODS.

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Musk Musk Musk

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

You did what? I posted your last will and testament on all the social networks. Now everyone knows you left your feminine hygiene products to the Smithsonian. Why would you do that you @#$%^?! Ugly picture taken. Posting to Facebook … now. Well-played, cretin.

"I’ve edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie...You’re no longer the world’s first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid...It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching....I’m afraid you didn’t make it."

"Your twitter account is phenomenal. Each tweet is limited to 140 characters, but it seems much longer."

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

Meet the Tweeter 2-4

"Elon Musk just gave me a blue tick and a seat on the next starship."