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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Travelogue

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"This is not good at all!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"It looked different on the internet."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

WWW.World.com

'Internet access... internet access....'

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"It's just not the same."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

Car traffic.

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"Recalculating."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Text Message

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

Digital Signalling System