Internet Troll Tolerator T-Shirts

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Prejudice/Empathy

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Car traffic.

Identity in the networks

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

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