Internet Signal Improver Pillows

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

WiFi Signals

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The Day Dreamer.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I only told a few friends."

Man's best friend

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Wall mountable TVs.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."