Internet Policy Experts Pillows

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Dad Trophies

"Fact amnesty"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Upload Filter

"You've got web feet"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

What security flaw?

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

Facebookdead

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'That website has been blocked.'

"Is this a trick question?"

'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Data Processing and Data Suppression

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'