Internet Policy Experts Mugs

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Dad Trophies

"Fact amnesty"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You've got web feet"

Upload Filter

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

What security flaw?

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'That website has been blocked.'

"Is this a trick question?"

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Data Processing and Data Suppression

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

"Don't believe everything you see online."