Internet Expert Mugs

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

Dad Trophies

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Clickbait

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Data From a Truck

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'