Internet Phenomena Gifts

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Wifi in Hell

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Obsession with the Internet.