Internet Musician Pillows

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

"She's all over YouTube."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

An amplified harp

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Gracebook.

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Your air-guitar solos are commendable, Mr Ferguson, but do you have any other examples of how you’ve ‘taken the lead’?"

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Content Street Vendor

Composer.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

Music Technology

Composer

Like me on Facebook?

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"That's been viewed four times already."