Internet Love Explorer Prints

I met him online.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Online Dating

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Worm Bed

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

Monogamy

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."