Internet Relationship Explorers Prints

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Online Dating

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

His and Hers Wedding

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Worm Bed

Monogamy

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."