Internet Instigators Gifts

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

New Swiss Army Knife

"I only told a few friends."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Spam traps on mobiles

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Net Neutrality

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Knights of the iPhone

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"I met my wife on Tinder."

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

Your data

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

"According to this site 98% of the statistics on the net are false!"

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."

Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"Hmmm. What am I gonna be outraged with today?"

"I'm grounded. My mom checked my browser history."

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'

Who is behind the computer?