Internet Impatient Gifts

"Our internet is really slow. George W. Bush winning the election is trending."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Are we there yet?"

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Two horizons, no waiting...

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

That's the last time I even think of Googling "climate change."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

"Long wait?"

"You finished in there yet?"

'Are we there yet?'

Slow. Every @#$% summer.

"Living with Michael is like living with a slow internet connection. I keep waiting for the content to load."

'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'

ELEVATOR...Warning! Pushing button more than once causes car to stall between floors.

'Can you at least wait until I put the glass down?'

"Sorry, son, but you can't fast-forward through the time-outs. We're actually at the game."