Internet Impatient Gifts

"Our internet is really slow. George W. Bush winning the election is trending."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Are we there yet?"

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

Two horizons, no waiting...

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

"Long wait?"

"You finished in there yet?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Living with Michael is like living with a slow internet connection. I keep waiting for the content to load."

"Sorry, son, but you can't fast-forward through the time-outs. We're actually at the game."

ELEVATOR...Warning! Pushing button more than once causes car to stall between floors.

'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'

'Can you at least wait until I put the glass down?'