Internet Conflict Connoisseur Pillows

"This twit keeps going on about social media echo chambers. I'm unfriending him."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

In, Out, Complain.

Trouble everywhere...

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Political Issues

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Loggerheads

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"He's over possessive."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'