Internet Business Professional Gifts

Dot com falling backwards.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'