Internet Addicts Pillows

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

Clean House

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

How Amazon was invented

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Internet Cafe

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I need a more interactive you."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Island and man

Man-mobile

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"So when do we go online?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Grumpy Cow

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Social network site runs into trouble.