Internet Addicts Pillows

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

Clean House

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

How Amazon was invented

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Internet Cafe

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I need a more interactive you."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Man-mobile

Island and man

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"So when do we go online?"

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Grumpy Cow