International Time Zones Pillows

New York. London. Dogs.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

1986 is my year

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

International date line.

Mathematics.

The passage of time.

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'Time? Time's relative.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'