Time Conversion Pillows

'How much time is left? Eight minutes?' S helly consults her basketball-time-to-real-time conversion chart.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

1986 is my year

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

International date line.

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

The passage of time.

New Electric Car

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'Time? Time's relative.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

What are the chances?

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."