Time Zone Traveler Pillows

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

"They can't all be out to lunch! There are 24 time zones!"

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

Danger Noodl hath thange-time thumper power

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sundial Time

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'