Time Zone Traveler Pillows

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Hold on – is our Zoom showdown at high noon central time? Or are you on mountain?

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

"They can't all be out to lunch! There are 24 time zones!"

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

Danger Noodl hath thange-time thumper power

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Early model of baggage claim"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sundial Time

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''