International Time Zones Mugs

New York. London. Dogs.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

1986 is my year

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Mathematics.

International date line.

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

The passage of time.

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'Time? Time's relative.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."