Time Zone Navigator Mugs

"I work Tokyo hours from London for a San Francisco based company with team members in New York and Honolulu."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Musical Bicycle.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

Social Networks

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

How to save mankind...

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'