International Sipper Gifts

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Alphabet soup

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A very fine vintage

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Boozer's Week.'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Gin-etic Engineering

Paradise: Collection of wine

Scariest Tactics

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

Bach Doubles

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."