International Assignment Gifts

"We have you in mind for our Calcutta office, Dixon. Think you could pull a rickshaw?"

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

A London gent abroad

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

Evidence board

Homework eating dogs

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'I put your project on Wilson's desk. He has a knack for looking at tough jobs in a new angle.'

"So how did the team respond to your ideas about changing the office?"

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

Global Community.

"I'm here to help!"

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'

"Henderson, you'll be heading-up our Switzerland office."

"I own you, homework assignment!"

"The UN wants to know if your torture is up to international standard."

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'Did I write that myself? You're not wearing a wire are you?'

'Timmy has to think of five 'random acts of kindness' to do each day this week, for school.'

World Trade Organization

"Let me ask you a question about this gang that keeps stealing your homework, Howard. How much do you figure they get for a stolen book report?"

'With China's growing influence in the world, we need someone to learn all of her languages and dialects by next year.'

'Should have shook hands...' - 'Should have bowed...' - 'Should have read the keynote...'

"Let me tell you, Kittles, after a hard day's work there's nothing I like better than to sit in my favorite chair, eat leftover Chinese food, grade 72 math tests and read 50 English papers."