Internal Martial Artist Pillows

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Dog Walking Services

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Old Karate Master

Decapitated coffee.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."