Secret Martial Artist Pillows

'I don't know if I should tell him about my black belt now, or wait until we're married.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

Ninja.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

Gigolo Diary

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"