Martial Artist With A Twist Pillows

Ninja Fly Swatter

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Remember me?'

Ball as water-melon.

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A street fight.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Martial Arts

Pub Kendo.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."