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Ninja Fly Swatter

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Ball as water-melon.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Nun confronts mugger.

Martial Arts

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"