How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji
Internal Martial Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about internal martial arts? Our collection celebrates the discipline, philosophy, and dedication of practitioners, with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show appreciation for their mastery of mind and body with gifts that reflect their inner strength and focus.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Dog Walking Services
Overjumpers
Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).
"Hi-yah!"
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"Ninja bread men"
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What's he going to do now, break wind?"
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
Women's Martial Arts Center
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."
'Remember me?'
Karataoke
'You may now kick the bride.'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Mod Kwan Doh
Martial Arts
KAWAII T'AI CHI
'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"
Old Karate Master
Decapitated coffee.
'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'
"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"
'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Internal Martial Artist Gifts Collection
Internal Martial Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of internal martial arts mugs—witty, inspiring, and crafted to keep their focus sharp. Perfect for daily motivation or mindful mornings.
Internal Martial Artist Pillows
Find your ideal martial arts pillows—soft, inspiring, and designed to bring tranquility and focus to any space dedicated to practice and contemplation.
Internal Martial Artist Prints
Decorate with motivational prints inspired by internal martial arts—beautiful and meaningful art that celebrates strength, balance, and inner peace.
Internal Martial Artist T-Shirts
Discover our range of internal martial arts t-shirts—stylish, witty, and perfect for showing off their discipline and dedication with every wear.