Intermittent Fasting Pillows

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"You keep impeccable time."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Interfaith dialogue

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

"Fill it up!"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

The Janopause

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Happy Everything

Lunch break.

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"Okay, so what do we add?"

"Giving up on diet?"

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"So this is your hour of need, Cosgrove. Are you also going to take a lunch hour?"

"Officer I'm fasting. I am going without sugary soft drinks and having beer instead."

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"Fasting means you stop eating. It doesn't mean to eat your food faster."

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

The Fast Diet