Interior Design Irony Pillows

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Budget Recliner

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"I liked the couch better where it was."

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

Unfinished furniture.

"Too barbie?"

Red Indian in a restaurant, "Have you a reservation, sir?""Well, I'm not crazy about the flock wall-paper"

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

Sofa Change Machine.

Dog wallpapers cat.

Good fences make good neighbors - unless you live in a high-rise.

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

US Army Knife.

Barry's suggestion to brighten up the office with a couple of window boxes had apparently been misunderstood.

"Of course there are certain disadvantages to keeping pet Beavers in a 3rd floor flat in Mayfair!"

Armchair on Stilts

'Does it have to be red?'