Interior Design Irony Pillows

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Budget Recliner

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

"I liked the couch better where it was."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

Unfinished furniture.

Red Indian in a restaurant, "Have you a reservation, sir?""Well, I'm not crazy about the flock wall-paper"

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"Too barbie?"

Sofa Change Machine.

Good fences make good neighbors - unless you live in a high-rise.

US Army Knife.

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

"You know, I think that tree would look better on the OTHER side of the island...."

"Of course there are certain disadvantages to keeping pet Beavers in a 3rd floor flat in Mayfair!"

Armchair on Stilts

'Does it have to be red?'

Barry's suggestion to brighten up the office with a couple of window boxes had apparently been misunderstood.