Intergalactic Trendsetter Gifts

Clothing on other planets

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Marry me astronaut

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Christmas on Other Planets.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Are we there yet?"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.