Intergalactic Trendsetter Pillows

Clothing on other planets

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

What NASA is not telling us...