Intergalactic Tourist Pillows

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"You are here"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'